Candibulance

I tried out to inform you the fact many times in my life, but also I was still too afraid to do this, as I have promised never to lie to you for anything at all.. Now I'm dying, I fearful of nothing so I let you know the real truth: I don't love the salty gourmet coffee, just what exactly a strange unhealthy taste..But There is had the salty caffeine for my whole life! As I knew you, I never ever feel apologetic for something I actually do for you personally. Having you with me is my greatest happiness and joy for my whole life. When I can live for the 2nd time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, although I have to drink the salty caffeine again". Her tears produced the letter totally moisten.

me: "Jenna, do you have any candy? .... I've got a sweet tooth."

my daughter Jenna: (smirking) "I have emergency candy..."

me: "really? what is that?"

my daughter Jenna: "oh well, it's like candy I try to forget about so it lasts longer...."

me: "oh really?" "hmmmm..." "You've been holding out on me with this big secret, hey?"

my daughter Jenna: "um, well yeah, I guess..."

me: "I'm thinking it's an emergency then! just 'sayin... so, let's see this private stash ;)"