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Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 9, 2014

Water Weight Gain

.... I'm feeling a little bloated, sheeshhhh!
Looks like you put on a little weight over the holidays.....yeah, but it is mostly water weight, retaining water

The egg began to go and smoothie a little.
He was exited to refer to a fresh life occurring right in front part of his sight.
He put in hours viewing the egg right now.
The egg began to expand and build breaks..
A minor head with antennae started to come up ever so gradually.

Resolutions Idea

An "ah-ha" moment...
A win win business idea... I'm opening a gym called resolutions.  For the first two weeks of the year it will have exercise equipment in it, then for the remainder of the year...it turns into a bar!, vintage lady with hands in the air

Tonight Beatrice says to me "Mom, in the olden period, would do you have to wear seat belts?” I have been having flash backs of saying that sentence “olden days” to my huge parents. After I regained my tranquility from shock of becoming linked to the previous days or weeks, I began chuckling and I replied to her “No, we would not wear seat belts with on top of that, we were basically like monkeys traveling around in the back seats of the car.” She shouts out “awe Mum, that is soooooo not fair!” I tell her, “yeah, I am aware, it’s incredible we survived and be prepared…life is sometimes not fair!”

The truth about jogging...

Factoid for the day!  I found the irony in this, ba ha haa haaa ha!
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know that I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there

It's all of the in the degree of hugs, in the literal sense. So I got a good laugh from Bria in the form of a point of view this week. Beatrice over the summer weather was saying any time she provided me a hug "Mom, you appear to be getting skinnier." I conclude "well I may be a handful pounds lighter in weight but I really am only a handful of that much less in pounds, so I don't understand why you think that sweetie." I had been a little puzzled with her perception....either she was figuring out ways flattery helps make people feel awesome inside and MY SCALE IS BROKEN! I became not feeling any skinnier therefore I was planning perhaps she was trying to butter me to the something unique ever since I actually had not misplaced any considerable weight. Another thing quite significant is that over the summer season she is continuing to grow considerably in height. She commented on my weight once again this week... "Mom, you positive are receiving thin!" Ding, ding, ding.....I reasoned it out! Permitted, my waistline is small compared to my hips (thank God!) however has not obtained any lesser known in the last five-and-a-half years......and she is growing taller....so she is not wrapping her wrists around my hips any longer, her arms possess moved as much as the level of my waistline!

When you are too old for Elf on the shelf, then you get...


Baaaa haaaaaaa HA!

It's almost all in the level of hugs, in the literal sense. Therefore Managed to get a good laugh from Jenna in the form of a viewpoint this week. Bria over the summer weather was saying while she gave me a hug "Mom, you seem to be getting skinnier." Personally I think "well I may be a handful pounds lighter but I really am only a handful of that much less in weight, so I don't understand why you think that sweetie." I was a little confused with her perception....either she was figuring out how flattery makes people feel awesome inside or MY SCALE IS BROKEN! I was not feeling any skinnier thus I was thinking perhaps she was wanting to butter me for getting a something special ever since I actually had not lost any significant weight. The one thing quite significant is over the summer season she is continuing to grow a great deal in height. She commented on my weight once again this full week... "Mom, you sure are getting thin!" Ding, ding, ding.....I figured it out! Permitted, my waist is small compared to my hips (thank God!) however has not obtained any lesser known within the last five-and-a-half years......and she is ensuring taller....so she is not wrapping her hands around my hips anymore, her arms have moved up to the standard of my waist!

The opposite gender of female...yeah, I'm speaking about the male types. Why should a bit of need to be able to lie to ladies? Simply how much attracks me to the cards that are fantastic at taking the wool over my eyes? Are appealing guys master at being deceitful? In particular the ones that are highly shallow....

Feeling overwhelmed?

Ancient Chinese secret....


Tonight Beatrice shows to me "Mom, in the olden times, would do you have to wear seat belts?” I used to be having flash backs of saying that sentence “olden days” to my awesome mom and dad. After I regained my tranquility from shock of genuinely associated with the olden days, I began chuckling and also I replied to her “No, we did not wear seat belts and also in addition to that, we were essentially like monkeys flying around in the back seats of the car.” She shouts out “awe Mother, that is soooooo not fair!” I tell her, “yeah, I am aware, it’s remarkable we lasted and be prepared…life is sometimes not reasonable!”

Additional Swing action
Very well, you have heard of further cow bell, right? I believe this concept of "more swing" is an extremely good concept! How cool to refer to a random swing placed here or there throughout the urban center to escape the duldums of every day things! Look into the video below...

A motto to live by...



That is my motto... duh!

I tried to say the simple fact many times in my life, but I was still so afraid to do this, as I have guaranteed never to lie to you for any-thing.. At present I'm dying, I scared of not anything so I inform you of the real truth: I don't enjoy the salty gourmet coffee, just what exactly a strange bad taste..But There is had the salty espresso for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never be regretful for anything I actually do for you. Getting you with me is my largest delight for my whole life. When I am able to live for the second time, still would like to know you and have you for my whole life, although I have to drink the salty caffeine again". Her tears produced the letter totally moist.

Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty caffeine? It's pleasing. She replied.

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and also ends with a tear.

A man was a passionate gardner...
Saw a small butterfly laying just a few eggs in any single of the cookware in his yard after all that day he taken a look at the egg with previously increasing curiosity with interest.

The egg up and running to go and then shake a little.
He was exited to see a new life cropping up right in front of his sight.
He spent time viewing the egg right now.
The egg started out to expand and build breaks..
A miniature head with antennae began to get published ever so gradually.

The man's pleasure realized no bounds he got his magnifying glasses and sat to watch the life and body of a pupa being deducted.

He spotted the struggle of the soft pupa and couldn't resisit his urge to HELP.
He went and got a small forcep the assist the egg break, a hold with its mouth here a nip there to help the struggling life. And LO!

More bad lip reading of the NFL

If you have not seen the first one, you have to see that one too... these are just way too funny!



He satisfied her on a special event. She was very wonderful, numerous adult males chasing after her, while he was as such usual, no-one listened to him. Towards the end of the celebration, he permitted her to have coffee with him, she was stunned, however due to being considerate, she expected.

They sat in a pleasant coffee shop, he was very nervous to say whatever thing, she was feeling uncomfortable, she thought, please, permit me to go home. Suddenly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to leave it in my gourmet coffee."

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His deal with turned red, but nevertheless, still, he set the salt in his coffee and drank it. She wanted to know him curiously: why are you have this passion? He replied: "when I had been a little boy, I was living next to the ocean, I loved playing in the ocean, I really could feel the taste of the sea,just like the taste of the salty gourmet coffee. Now each time I possess the salty espresso, I often think about my earlier childhood days, think about my home city, I miss my home town much, I miss my mother and father who will be still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his correct feeling, from the bottom part of his heart. A man who understand how to explain to out his homesickness, he must be a gentlemen who loves home, is concerned about home, has responsibility of home. Then she as well started to talk, spoke of her far away homeland, her earlier childhood days, her family. Which was a really nice talk, also a gorgeous beginning of their story.

They carried on to date. She positioned that actually he was a male who suits all of the her demands; he had tolerance, was type hearted, hot, careful. He was such a fantastic person nevertheless she virtually missed him!Thanks to his salty !

Then the story was the same as every lovely love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were having to live the joyful life...

As well as, anytime she created coffee for the man, she put a few salt in the coffee, because she realized that's the method he loved it. After 25 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:" My dearest, you should forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only rest I said to you---the salty coffee. Memorize the first time we dated? I was very nervous during that time, actually I needed a bit of sugar, but yet I said salt it had been hard in my opinion to change so I simply went ahead. I by no means realized could be the begin of our communication!

I tried out to tell you the fact many times within my life, yet I was too afraid to do this, as I have guaranteed not to lie to you for something.. Currently I'm dying, I terrified of nothing and so I let you know the simple fact: I don't love the salty espresso, what a strange lousy taste..But We have had the salty espresso for my whole life! Since I understood you, I never ever feel contrite for everything I actually do for you personally. Getting you with me is my biggest joy and happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still need to know you and have you for my whole life, although I have to drink the salty caffeine again". Her tears created the letter totally wet.