Poor 'ol Mother...

Anybody stared at the guy, so strange! His face turned red, however, still, he set the salt in his coffee and had fun drinking it. She questioned him curiously: why you have this interest? He replied: "when I became a little bit kid, I had been living close to the sea, I loved enjoying in the ocean, I really could really feel the taste of the ocean,just like the style of the salty caffeine. Right now each time I possess the salty espresso, I constantly come up with my childhood days, think of my home city, I miss my home town a great deal, I miss my mom and dad who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his true feeling, from the bottom part of his soul. A man who understand how to advise out his homesickness, he will have to be a male who likes home, is concerned about home, has responsibility of home. After that she as well started to talk, spoke about her far-off hometown, her earlier childhood days, her family. That is an incredibly nice talk, also an attractive beginning of their story.

I can relate, LOL!



He spotted the struggle of the tender pupa and couldn't resisit his desire to HELP.
He travelled and got a tender forcep the help the egg break, a nip here a nip there to help the attempting life. And LO!

The pupa was taken out the individual was ecstatic!
He waited now every day for the pupa to grow and fly abt just like an attractive butterfly, but Unhappily that never occurred the larvae pupa had a oversized head and kept crawling along in the pot for the complete 4 weeks and passed away!
Unhappy the man went to his botanist friend and requested the reason.
His partner informed the guy the find it hard to get out of the egg helps the larvae to send blood vessels to its wings along with the head drive helps the arrive at remain tiny which means that the tender wings could support it thru its 4 week life cycle, in his eagerness to help the man destroyed a lovely life!

Deer Tags (Thrift Shop Parody)

It is that time of year again.... this is pretty comical!



The reverse gender of female...yeah, I'm referring to the male types. Exactly why do some feel the need to lie to females? What precisely attracks me to the ones that are good at taking the wool over my eyes? Are attractive males efficient at being deceitful? Specially the ones that are so shallow....

Mood Poisoning

Everybody stared at the guy, and so strange! His face switched red, but nevertheless, still, he place the salt in his caffeine and had fun drinking it. She asked him curiously: the reason why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I had been just a little kid, I was living nearby the ocean, I loved enjoying in the ocean, I possibly could really feel the taste of the sea,just like the style of the salty coffee. Nowadays anytime I have the salty caffeine, I constantly come up with my childhood days, think about my home city, I miss my home town a lot, I miss my moms and dads who will be still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his true feeling, from the lower of his soul. A man who will be able to advise out his homesickness, he should be a male who likes home, wants about home, has obligation of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her far away neighborhood, her babyhood, her family. That is an extraordinarily nice talk, also a gorgeous beginning of their story.

They carried on to date. She discovered that really he was a gentlemen who suits all her requirements; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, very careful. He was such type of a very good person yet she virtually missed him!Thanks to his salty gourmet coffee!

I tried to inform you the real truth many times during my life, yet I was too afraid to do that, as I have expected never to lie to you for everything.. At present I'm dying, I frightened of nothing as a result I show you the simple fact: I don't love the salty caffeine, exactly what a strange lousy taste..But I know had the salty coffee for my whole life! As I realized you, I never be regretful for anything at all I do to you. Owning you with me is my biggest delight for my whole life. When I am able to live for the 2nd time, still need to know you and have you for my entire life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again". Her tears made the letter totally wet.

Dear Santa

I attempted to show you the truth many times in my life, however I was still too afraid to do that, as I have promised never to lie to you for something.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of not anything so I inform you the fact: I don't love the salty caffeine, what a strange lousy taste..But There is had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I not ever feel contrite for anything at all I do to you. Having you with me is my biggest delight for my whole life. If I will be able to live for the 2nd time, still wish to know you and have you for my entire life, even though I have to drink the salty caffeine again". Her tears created the letter totally moisten.

You are what you eat!

Tonight Jenna claims to me "Mom, in the olden days, did you need to wear seat belts?” I had been having flash backs of saying that sentence “olden days” to my awesome mom and dad. After I regained my tranquility from shock of becoming linked to the olden days, I started chuckling and I replied to her “No, we could not wear seat belts and in addition to that, we were essentially like monkeys flying around in the back seats of the car.” She shouts out “awe Mommy, that is soooooo not fair!” I tell her, “yeah, I understand, it’s incredible we survived and be prepared…life is usually not fair!”

The man's pleasure realized no bounds he got his magnifying glasses and sat to keep an eye on the life and body of a pupa coming out.

He observed the struggle of the tender pupa and couldn't resisit his urge to HELP.
He looked and got a pain forcep the assist the egg break, a nip here a nip there to help the attempting life. And LO!

Pink Camo Thought For The Day...

He met her on a special event. She was very wonderful, a number of adult men pursuing after her, although he was as such regular, not one person followed the advice of him. At the end of the event, he asked her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, however due to being kind, she expected.

They sitting in a nice espresso shop, he was too excited to say nearly anything, she seemed uneasy, she thought, please, allow me to go home. Swiftly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to place it in my caffeine."

Candibulance

I tried out to inform you the fact many times in my life, but also I was still too afraid to do this, as I have promised never to lie to you for anything at all.. Now I'm dying, I fearful of nothing so I let you know the real truth: I don't love the salty gourmet coffee, just what exactly a strange unhealthy taste..But There is had the salty caffeine for my whole life! As I knew you, I never ever feel apologetic for something I actually do for you personally. Having you with me is my greatest happiness and joy for my whole life. When I can live for the 2nd time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, although I have to drink the salty caffeine again". Her tears produced the letter totally moisten.

me: "Jenna, do you have any candy? .... I've got a sweet tooth."

my daughter Jenna: (smirking) "I have emergency candy..."

me: "really? what is that?"

my daughter Jenna: "oh well, it's like candy I try to forget about so it lasts longer...."

me: "oh really?" "hmmmm..." "You've been holding out on me with this big secret, hey?"

my daughter Jenna: "um, well yeah, I guess..."

me: "I'm thinking it's an emergency then! just 'sayin... so, let's see this private stash ;)"